So after breakfast at Juju's school, we were still sitting at the tables waiting for his teacher to come so he could line up with the rest of his class...
ME: Look at me.
(he turns to look at me)
ME: You got gucka (stuff) on you face. What is it? (I start to wipe his face with a napkin)
(he pushes my hand away)
JUJU: Mommy thats just my jizz
*insert numerous stares/glares and my Ronald McDonald red cheeks*
ME: Ummm...what?!
JUJU: You know. My jizz. My apple jizzuice.
WTF?! Really?! LOL!!! No more Snoop Dogg for you kid! ;)