"...thats just my jizz..."

So after breakfast at Juju's school, we were still sitting at the tables waiting for his teacher to come so he could line up with the rest of his class...

ME: Look at me.
(he turns to look at me)
ME: You got gucka (stuff) on you face. What is it? (I start to wipe his face with a napkin)
(he pushes my hand away)
JUJU: Mommy thats just my jizz
*insert numerous stares/glares and my Ronald McDonald red cheeks*
ME: Ummm...what?!
JUJU: You know. My jizz. My apple jizzuice.

WTF?! Really?! LOL!!! No more Snoop Dogg for you kid! ;)