Dropping off Juju at school this morning...
Crossing guard: Its really windy this morning Mrs. J, where's your jacket? Aren't you cold?
Juju: Oh my my mommy is fine. She's gangster.
Crossing guard: (talking to Juju) Oh I see. Well you look very warm today. But aren't your legs cold? (he did have a jacket on but was wearing shorts)
Juju: Naw. I'm gangster too. And it gets hot. Pants are dumb. I like shorts. Makes me run real fast. Cuz you know, I'm gangster.
Obviously he gets it from his mama. LOL! That boy cracks me up!