A little fun for your day

"...you need to pay attention more than not."

Before we left for school, the monsters were watching one of their Thomas DVDs.

JUJU: Mommy what dat train name again?

ME: (looking at the tv for a sec before focusing back on my laptop) Umm. Rheneas (said Ree-nee-ess)

JUJU: Um I don't think so.

ME: So what is it then? And if you knew, why did you ask me what his name was?

JUJU: Its Reh-nay-us. (mind you he said it all loud and in 3 separate syllables like that)

JUJU: Mommy, you need to pay attention more than not. The man just said it. If you was payin attention you woulda heard him say dat train's name the right way and not the wrong way like you.

So ummm...did my child just call me stupid and ignorant? LOL!

I am a naughty girl...don't judge me :)

~ I told Big Daddy that I had to write a proposal for work yesterday, which I already did the night before...spent an hour reading through my google reader...no kids, no noise :)

~ On that note...a couple weeks ago I wanted to do this 1 hour basic blog design online seminar thing hosted by April of April Showers Blog Design. Anyways, told Big Daddy I had an important online meeting that I HAD to attend. Another hour of no kids, no noise.

~ I went out again to buy Big Daddy a birthday present (which is on friday) and AGAIN, never got him anything. Ended up buying myself an ipod touch LOL.

~ Been feeling extremely sexual lately...horny...whatever. It has been one outfit after the next everyday so far.

Feel like being a part of the naughty club? Well come link up!

100 Things

So I got this from Cassie and she got this from Trendy Treehouse...FUN FUN FUN. I love about me stuff. Cuz you know I think I'm cool..like really cool. Like I could totally be your next best friend cool. So lets's move on with it shall we... Oh and P.S. there's some really GOOD things in this list so read everything. EVERYTHING damnit...because I said so. *MUAH*

(And this is from Google)

*All the things that are in BOLD and GREEN are what I have done*

1. Started your own blog --> 3 actually
2. Slept under the stars
3. Playing in a Band --> I kinda managed one for a little bit.
4. Visited Hawaii --> Dude I'm FROM Hawaii :)
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland --> And to Disney World too!
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sang a solo --> I was part of my school and church's choir, so every
11. Bungee jumped --> I totally recommend this..seriously. It so amazingly free-ing!
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
15. Adopted a child --> I have not adopted a child, but have given up a child for adoption. (For those curious, I already have a post saved about it. Just trying to find it in me to hit publish.)
16. Had food poisoning
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill --> I've actually taken a few of these..I mean hell, can I get a break too?!
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Run a Marathon --> Not yet. My first race in Novemeber 13th!
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice --> I've ridden in a gondola at the Venetian in Vegas
29. Seen a total eclipse --> I believe it was a total eclipse...Like I remeber seeing the moon completely over the sun. But it didn't get dark out like in the movies.
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset -->Watched both
31. Hit a home run
32. Been on a cruise
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language --> I am trying to teach myself German and French. Anyone wanna help me?
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied --> I'll be honest and say that money sometimes buys happiness. No I have not had the pleasure of having enough money to be satisfied...there are still so many things that I "want."
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangelos David
41. Sung karaoke
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant -->McDonald's counts, right?
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted --> Drawn but not painted
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business --> Will be soon :)
58. Taken a martial arts class
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma --> Can't donate blood because I am underweight and anemic.
65. Gone sky diving --> Again, totally recommend this free-ing experience. Granted you'll feel like you're gonna shit your pants, but hey whatever...as long as you don't actually shit your pants.
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check  --> College
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
70. Visited Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten Caviar
72. Pieced a quilt --> I don't even know what that means lol.
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job --> I worked hard to get fired too. LOL
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone --> More like several bones.
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Read the entire Bible --> Like not all at once.
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating --> As long as fish counts.
88. Had chickenpox
89. Saved someone’s life
90. Sat on a jury
91. Met someone famous
92. Joined a book club
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone --> I am permanently attached to my cel phone.
99. Been stung by a bee
100. Read an entire book in one day --> Nectar in a Sieve.
So thats SOME things. I may still post my ABCs of me today. I'm at work and really don't feel like working so maybe lol.

Why yes, I am naughty

Have you been naughty or nice?? Bringing you a FUN new meme this week, *and each Wednesday following....brought to you by the following four fabulous hostesses- Miss C @ Life As I See It, Nikki @ The Lunatic Cafe, Naughty Mommy Reviews, & Jana @ Boobies, Babies, & A Blog.

What is The Naughty List? Simple--
Post at least 3 Naughty or even Not So Nice things you've done. (In your life, this week, this morning--sky's the limit!) This can be as simple as a naughty public romp with your partner or letting your toddler eat Skittles for breakfast--it's okay-no judgment here loves!

My NAUGHTY list
1. Got "dressed up" in a little outfit for Big Daddy. Stockings and stilettos too. Now THAT'S how you keep a man! :)
2. Let my boys eat chips and crackers for breakfast the other day. Hey--they were whole grain.
3. I went shopping for my Big Daddy's birthday present and ended up buying myself an outfit, and got him nothing lol. Well I did buy another sexy little something to wear for him...HA who am I kidding. I bought it to wear for ME!

Well there you have it...spank me. LOL. Really don't.

I could teach you, but I would have to charge...

Thank you Larissa aka @greek4cheerful for getting this song stuck in my head ALL NIGHT last night.



So today, tonight, or RIGHT NOW get up and shake it up. I think I will shake it up for Big Daddy later tonight *wink* But because its 8:11am and I have nothing else better to do until 9:30, I am gonna shake it up now. Join me!

She says...I think... (08/01/10)

Ok first of all...what the hezzy...its August?! Really came up on me quick.
So of course, once again, I am here on this hot Sunday with Unconscious Mutterings....

1. Sexting ::  DO IT! As in I do it, so therefore, everyone else should do it :)
2. Corrected :: Research paper - just proof read Big Daddy's English Paper..about our wedding :)
3. Rewind ::  Be kind, rewind. Remember Men In Black, when they open the foot locker at grand Central Station? And the locker "things" were in there quoting the video store membership card? Ya. Ok.
4. Heard ::  Screaming. Dude last night we were at a friends birthday pool party and above all the noise of the beer pong game, we heard some woman screaming. You know at first we thought she was like in trouble and then realized, it was about midnight and um ya...she was sexin it up lol.
5. Amazon ::  (dot) com
6. Running ::  HATE IT! I don't see the point in it. Everyone says how good it is for you, and I'll do it for that reason, but come on. Running for fun? A person should only be running if say Freddy Krueger was running after them.
7. Illegal ::  Stupidity. YES. stupidity should be illegal!
8. Tracked ::  Stalked
9. Generate :: Coupons. Ya, it just something I've been having to do at work recently, blah
10. Towel ::  Monkey :) You know, like when you go on a cruise. Housekeeping....

Complete and utter randomness for your Sunday night. You should try it. Serious.