STANKY: I gotta use it, I gotta use it.
ME: Well go use it.
I then hear his fat little feet run across the living room and into the bathroom.
ME: Make sure you hold it down.
STANKY: Otay mommy.
I hear him pee, stop, pee, stop, pee...
STANKY: Mommy come see. Wook at it.
ME: (walking into the bathroom) Look at what?
STANKY: My peenee. Just wook at it. Wook at it movin.
I look and there he is..."flexing" his "peenee" making it go up and down. Um ya. What the heck?! Does it really start this early?! LMAO.