It's Friday night. Normally I would be eating some chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. But not tonight. Tonight I am watching Underworld Evolution with a mint julep mask on. Problem? No problem. But a question...how do I satisfy my chocolate craving without chocolate?
You see...I am taking part of a "chocolate challenge." It all started with a simple blog post by Melanie (@melruns). Comments were left, chocolate seemed to be everyones kryptonite, chocolate challenge was born. Instead of eating chocolate, we will reach for a piece of fruit or something healthy.
At first I was like, shooooot I got this. I don't eat chocolate everyday, just once in awhile, I'm gravy! AH! WRONG! Got to work today, there were peanut M&Ms (my freaking fave), chocolate chip muffins, and chocolate on chocolate cupcakes! What the feezy?!! No fruit in the office, so I had a string cheese. As I pulled and ate strand by strand, I silently glared at all the chocolate goodness. Bah humbug! And now I have a craving. Like a real live craving. Like the ones I used to get when I was pregnant. Meh! And in this movie the character Tanus is getting his fill of blood from nekkid vamps. He gets to satisfy his craving while I watch...thinking damnit...I want some hot chocolate. (How the 2 relate, I have no idea. See how I'm all ready delusional?)
I want to go as long as I can just to see how long I can go without it. Not even a tiny piece. Not even hot chocolate.