FQF (cuz I'm cool and like to abbrev.)

So this is my first time playing...YAY! (*in my UFC ref voice*) Let's get it on! Here are the 5 questions for today (with my answers)...

1. Do you have an iPhone and, if so, how do you get apps and what are your favorites?
Don't have an iPhone (though I wish I did). I do have a Blackberry Storm. I have TONS of apps: UberTwitter, facebook, bb messenger, weather eye, skype, myspace, bankof america, flickr, youtube, poynt--->those are my faves. :)

2. What is your fondest memory of K-3rd grade?
School plays, choir, and CHEERLEADING!!!


3. What makes you cringe at the thought of touching?
Ok...so y'all are gonna think I'm uber crazy! But gravy. EEEEWWWWW. I just get goosebumps thinking about it. I will not touch it. Ever. I don't even make it. I'll eat it...with other food of course not by itself. Oh and it has to be white gravy if I eat it. Brown gravy, yuck!
And like Mama M, vomit. I mean, no one likes touching vomit though right?


4. If you could have any celebrity show up on your doorstep who would it be and why?
2 words: VIN DIESEL. That is all.


5. What would you say is your best physical feature?
So I think I have nice full lips. Not too full...just right. Oh and I love my legs. I thank cheerleading everyday for my toned legs.
So that was actually really fun. Except now I'm thinkin bout gravy....
Come play and link up with the rest of us. Cuz, you know, we all jump off a bridge together LOL.

P.S.A.

Even after you had a grueling workout, and you smell worse than your husbands arm pit after a whole day of sweating in the 90 degree Texas sun...even though you sweated so much you could fill and entire baby pool of it, do you ever, EVER take a shower while 1: you are running the dishwasher, 2: you are washing a load of whites, and 3: you are drying a queen sized comforter....all at the same time. Cuz guess what?! There will be, well actually there will NOT be...I remind you NOT be...any hot water whatsoever!
What in the hell was I thinking?

I can't believe I found this!

This me and big daddy's wedding song. There's no video, just the song.

Dinner at Buffalo Wild Wings

Ya...I don't know either...

"Mommy, you a boy"

So Juju and I were watching Thomas the Train on DVD and looking through a magazine yesterday. I think I was looking through my Oxygen magazine.

ME: Juju, is this a boy or a girl? (pointing to some chick in an ad)
JUJU: Girl.
ME: Is this a boy or a girl? (pointing to a dude standing behind, and gawking at the girl in the ad)
JUJU: Boy.
ME: Are you a boy or a girl?
JUJU: Ima boy. Silly mommy.
ME: What about Stanky?
JUJU: Him a boy too.
ME: What about daddy?
JUJU: Daddy a boy mommy duh.
ME: What about Skinny and Milkshake?
JUJU: Dey my bubbas. Dem boys too.
ME: What about mommy?
JUJU: Mommy you a boy.
ME: No. Mommy's a girl remember?
JUJU: No mommy you a boy.
ME: Why is mommy a boy?
JUJU: We play outside wit da mud. And you work out. And you build cages. And you play cars. And we play guns. Das what boys do mommy. So you a boy duh.

Well I was told wasn't I? LOL.

"My boo-yo no more hurt mommy"

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It has been, well it still actually IS, truly an experience trying to potty train Stanky. He tells us he has to go pee, but does it in his diaper anyway. Then we had a set back...diarrhea. And then came...DIAPER RASH. Uggghhhh. 2 years old and diaper rash. The last time I remember him having a rash was when he first started walking. Poor little guy. He was walking funny and kept saying how much "in my die-pa hurt me mommy."
I HATE diaper rash cream. Especially because everything I ever tried just never really seems to work, and it smells soooo awful. So I made a call to a friend back in Louisiana...Boudreaux's Butt Paste
. Seriously? Butt paste? Butt paste. I've heard of it, but never did try it. Basically I just assumed it was like all the other diaper creams out there: smelly more than anything, sticky, and hard to wipe off. Boy was I wrong. So on the recommendation of damn near all the moms I knew in Shreveport, there I was buying Boudreaux's Butt Paste for my 2 year old. First thing, wow, there was no awful zinc smell, and secondly, it was easy to apply, and at the next diaper change (blah) it was easy to wipe off so I could reapply a "fresh coat." LOL. In just 24 hours, his little red "boo-yo" wasn't so red anymore. I have never seen anything so gentle work so well. AND it didn't smell bad. SWEET! Two days later, after a fresh diaper change, Stanky stands up and before he puts his shorts back on, those words come out of his mouth: "My boo-yo no more hurt mommy." YES!! Even though the rash is gone, I still use it to prevent another rash from appearing again. Especially since there are still going to be a few more days of pee filled diapers. Hopefully not months.
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She says...I say...

So I came across this cool meme from Unconscious Mutterings via the Misplaced Midwesterner. Basically its this: She "says" a word and you reply with the first thing that comes to your head. So lets get My brain going...

1. Creepy ::  crawlies (is that a word? )
2. Links :: to twitter
3. Sane :: insane
4. Bun :: in the oven 
5. Visual :: effects 
6. Remote :: control 
7. Freaking :: AWESOME! 
8. Curly :: fries 
9. Saga :: drama
10. Different ::  strokes