Dryer sheets, octomom, roses, puppies...oh my!

Welcome, again, to my rendition of Thursday Thunks! You know how much I love this, and you will too. 

This week we have...

Dryer sheets, Octomom, roses, puppies, oh my!

1. What kind of dryer sheets do you use?
I actually don't use any. In my honest opinion, I really don't think they're really necessary. Well maybe just for the static cling part. But I think they SMELL too much. Does that make sense? Anyways...too much smelly for me.

2. How many times a week do you eat out/order in?
Ok...as a family...once and on a rare occasion, twice a week. Now me alone...maybe 3 times a week. Y'all know I work a crazy shift, so when lunch time comes around I want to treat myself and get the hell out of my building!

3. What did you do the night of your high school graduation?
While the rest of my graduating class participated in project graduation (drug free, alcohol free, school sponsored event) I was having dinner with my fam bam at this incredible seafood reestaurant. I was pretty much the "rebel" of my grad class. And anyways, why spend MY night with a bunch of people when I could be spending it with my then 1 and a half year old. He was a lot more fun!

4. So Octomom is rumored to have been offered a million bucks to do a porno. Would you do it for a million? I'll entertain y'all and think about it a second...sorry blog peeps...that would be a no-go for me. But seriously, I'm SICK of octomom. There are more important issues going on right now like, when the hell are we getting our stimulus checks this year? LOL! But seriously...this women needs to seriously just go away! How did we get caught up in her web of media attention...Hey lady...GO AWAY!

5. If your child was born with an extra finger or toe, would you have it surgically removed?
Hmmmmm...how did this serious question get in here?! Well, lets see..there are 2 ways I could go with this..one way being the complete moron...which I think is the way to go..now no seriousness here..my answer is strictly just for entertainment purposes only--> No I would not have it surgically removed. I mean if octomom is semi famous for her miracle birth, then I would become famous for my child's oddity. If its ok for octomom to be selfish, then I can be selfish too...So send me money america: my child has an extra finger AND an extra toe. I'd have my very own circus sideshow! 

6. What was the last movie you saw?
Now y'all will probably laugh, but the last movie I saw in theaters was I Am Legend. And then I saw Wanted for the first time last week. Hey wait...does movie time Monday on Disney channel count? Cuz if it does then it was monday!

7. I wanna buy you a dozen roses, what color should they be?
Awww thanks! this is what I want...

8. You are walking across the street, you are not quite half way when a speeding car comes... you have to run to get out of its way, whichdirection do you run?

Duh forward...why the hell would someone turn the F*#K around? But hey why is this idiot speeding? Forget that, ima stand still...pedestrians have the right of way A$$HOLE!!!

9. Tell us about a time when you were invited over somewhere and had the most awful time.

Never!!! I'm the life of the party!

10. You open your front door and there is abox with a puppy in it... what do you do?

Slam the door! Just kidding...I would first get rid of the box and then bring him in. When big daddy got home, I would just say that he followed me home from my run earlier that day. Haha..wouldn't that be sweet if he bought it?!

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