So welcome to my rendition of Thursday Thunks this week!
Scary Cats, Tom Cruise, Smiling At Sarcasm, And More!1. This cat...scary or cute?
Totally fuckin scary! Sorry for my potty mouth, but DAMN!
2. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reproducing again. Good idea or don't care?
Now I am one of those moms that secretly loves to hear about celebrities...but couch jumper and miss Dawson's Creek?! BORING! Please tell me more about Chris Brown beatin on Rhianna! I know I'm terrible, but juicy gossip is just WAY more entertaining!
3. Do yousmile at strangerswhen you make eye contact? Haha...Ya I do...SOMETIMES. Recently I was told that I've been rolling my eyes at everyone. My bad. I just hate being around stupid people. And lately I've been a stupid people magnet.
4. What percentage of your sarcasm isn't really sarcasm at all? Its hard to say..scarcasm runs through and through in my house. I mean, seriously...a husband, and 4 sons..2 of which are going through "that" phase. Life as I know it, is one big fucking sarcastic mess! Can you tell my day is going oh so lovely?!
5. If you were to be a dog breed, which breed would you be?
Totally fuckin scary! Sorry for my potty mouth, but DAMN!2. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reproducing again. Good idea or don't care?
Now I am one of those moms that secretly loves to hear about celebrities...but couch jumper and miss Dawson's Creek?! BORING! Please tell me more about Chris Brown beatin on Rhianna! I know I'm terrible, but juicy gossip is just WAY more entertaining!3. Do yousmile at strangerswhen you make eye contact? Haha...Ya I do...SOMETIMES. Recently I was told that I've been rolling my eyes at everyone. My bad. I just hate being around stupid people. And lately I've been a stupid people magnet.
4. What percentage of your sarcasm isn't really sarcasm at all? Its hard to say..scarcasm runs through and through in my house. I mean, seriously...a husband, and 4 sons..2 of which are going through "that" phase. Life as I know it, is one big fucking sarcastic mess! Can you tell my day is going oh so lovely?!
5. If you were to be a dog breed, which breed would you be?
A long-haired chihuahua. A little fire-cracker...thats me!
6. Go grab the closest book. Open up to page 27. Whats the 4th sentence? "Each winter, Humpback whales migrate about 1,500 miles north to the Indian Ocean." (It came from skinny's math book..word problems)
7. When's the last time someone put one over on you, told you a story that you totally fell for when it wasn't anywhere near true? Everyday...I love tabloids.
8. Ever seen Michael Jackson in person? Ewww, no. I'd be scared for my life considering I look like a little girl...oh wait..girl...nevermind.
9. Do you have a gut? A what? Oh that thing. Ya THAT thing that I kill myself trying to get rid of with countless crunches that just don't seem to work. Ya I got one of those.
10. What is one thing in your kitchen you have too many/too much of? Those chopper things..you know for chopping onions, tomatoes, apples. Ya got like 2 or 3. Why? I have no clue.
11. Ever had a colon cleansing? Um no...heard that its good for you though. Whatever...exit only.
6. Go grab the closest book. Open up to page 27. Whats the 4th sentence? "Each winter, Humpback whales migrate about 1,500 miles north to the Indian Ocean." (It came from skinny's math book..word problems)
7. When's the last time someone put one over on you, told you a story that you totally fell for when it wasn't anywhere near true? Everyday...I love tabloids.
8. Ever seen Michael Jackson in person? Ewww, no. I'd be scared for my life considering I look like a little girl...oh wait..girl...nevermind.
9. Do you have a gut? A what? Oh that thing. Ya THAT thing that I kill myself trying to get rid of with countless crunches that just don't seem to work. Ya I got one of those.
10. What is one thing in your kitchen you have too many/too much of? Those chopper things..you know for chopping onions, tomatoes, apples. Ya got like 2 or 3. Why? I have no clue.
11. Ever had a colon cleansing? Um no...heard that its good for you though. Whatever...exit only.
How does the humpback whale book end?
ReplyDeleteI have a long haired chihuahua that looks a lot like that. They are little spit fires!! Mine rule the house.
ReplyDeleteExit only! PERECT answer!
ReplyDeleteLOL great answers! Thanks for playing!
ReplyDeleteI agree with you about that cat...
ReplyDeleteYou would be the prettiest little dog on the whole planet : ). Love it like crazy! This whole thing was as interesting as can be. I loved it! You are always so fun and full of spunk!
ReplyDeleteYeah! I agree with your last answer.
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