Dear Walmart Sugar Cookies

Dear Walmart sugar cookies,

I would like to start off with this...HOW DARE YOU?! Yes I said it and I'll say it again, HOW DARE YOU?! What you ask. Oh the ever so blatant sarcasm you seep. How dare you sit on that shelf staring at me, taunting me. You know exactly what you're doing! How can you just sit there so spring colored, and moist, pointing your little star shape at me while I walk by. You KNOW how hard I've been working out. You KNOW the food sacrafices I have made over the past couple months. But there you are...teasing me, laughing to yourself. Calling out my name was just plain cruel! How could you? After all this time, I thought we had an understanding. You were going to let me do my thing and patiently wait for me. But NOOOOOO...you had to go and doll yourself up with those spinkles. For Easter you say? HA! I know your scheming ways. Are you going to explain to my husband what you are doing in my house? No I have to. Just know that you and all your taunting deserve to get whats coming to you!

(***swallow***)

You're number 1 fan!

Pout

So..OMG..I'm actually gonna make it this week! The theme for this week is "POUT." PERFECT!

Juju was so NOT liking the beach!

Don't forget to check out all the other i heart faces entries for this week. And get your pout pictures in too!

Grilling Goodness #24

So I know its been an awfully long time since I played...but I'M BACK! So here we go....

1. Do you prefer to write with pen or pencil?

I like writing with a fine tip black pen. so much so, that I buy a pack 5 at a time.

2. What was off limits to you growing up that you do all the time now?

Long showers....its my only free time to myself these days....and boy do I take advantage every chance I get. Talking on the phone past 9pm...LOL

3. What is the age difference between you and your spouse?

4 years....and I'M the older one.

4. Did you hurt yourself in anyway this week?

Hell ya...I totally was TOOOOOOOO into texting and was trying to open  the door to get into my job yesterday and totally let the heavy ass door close on my little ass body. DAMN! I have this huge bruise down my left arm and on my left knee.

5. Do you like wallpaper enough to hang it in your home?

Ugghh NO! 

6. What do you need to do that you've been putting off?

Sending out our first family picture that we took the day after christmas. Whatever....I'll just send one a day until everyone has gotten one...I'm lazy.

7. What did you do this week that you wish you hadn't?

HAHA...LMAO...WORK! 

8. Did anything keep you up late this week?

Just big daddy! (LOL) And a semi feverish 11 month old who's getting over an ear infection. And "For the Love of Ray J."

So here's to more grilling goodness...every friday! Join me and Tina at the Golden Goodness and play along too. 

"Where've you been?" (part 2)

Ok so...saturday (3/14)...because we had gotten in so late, and it took awhile for juju and tank to settle down, we ALL actually slept in a little bit...just until 8am. My MIL woke up milkshake to have breakfast (he's the one with type 1 diabetes). Tank woke up right at that time, so he and I joined milkshake and my MIL in the kitchen for some pancakes. Soon after juju was awake, and next skinny. Of course big daddy was still snoozing. I really tried to stay awake, but I was just too damn exhausted...so I handed tank over to the MIL and crawled back into bed. I heard big daddy get up but I was NOT gonna move. Around 10 or so I did finally make it out of bed. After all, we were driving into austin today. To help wake me up, big daddy and I took a shower. I know...my bad...TMI. LOL! Anyways, after we showered and got dressed and got everyone else dressed, we were off to round rock. YAY!!!! But first lunch! The MIL took us to this thai restaurant. All I have to say is YUM! It was crazy good, and fresh, and super authentic. The cook aka the owner kept asking me if I was enjoying my food and if there was anything else that I needed. Just me. Weird right? Well before we left she asked if I thought everything was great and when I told her most definitely, she asked me if I was thai. So thats why she was beingEXTRA nice. Whatever I don't care. I told her I was 1/2 phillipino and 1/2 hawaiian and her face just lit up. Cool. 

The drive to austin was only like 45-50 min tops. We took MIL's car and the rental. And the scenery was just beautiful. I am so a desert person. So the first thing we did? You guessed it....SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We ended up going to the round rock premium outlet mall. its an outdoor mall, kinda like we got here in shreveport, but WAY better. It was love at first site! As soon as we pulled in the first store I see...COACH! I didn't even say anything. Big daddy just looked over at me and shook his head. So we did our thing. don't wanna bore anyone.

Moving on...

We shopped, we ate, we had a good time. It was getting close to dinner time and big daddy and I had plans with a couple of his friends. So we said bye bye to the kids, and the MIL and all 4 of our boys drove off, back to cove. We met big daddy's best friend and another close friend at a restaurant for $1 drafts. Now I don't like beer, but they had this one that I think started with a Z....hell I don't remember....but anyways, it was so good. Smooth I guess is the better word. Big daddy said he's never seen me drink so much beer. Well after about 4 mugs a piece, the 4 of us ordered some food. We all had a great time and laughed too much! Big daddy and his friends got a chance to catch up, in person, with each others lives. After the restaurant, his friends took us to this small little bar/club. Now big daddy DOES NOT do the club stuff. This was the first time we have been out to the "club" together. The guys played pool and drank all night, and I danced and drank all night. Now big daddy is not very PDA...but he sure was that night. He was huggin on me, and givin me kisses outta no where...must've been the jeiger bombs (is that how u spell jeiger). Anyways, we had a great time. When the club closed, we made our way back home. After stopping and jack in the box first! I miss jack's. We used to have one here in shreveport, but they closed down the year I moved here. We made it to his best friends house, which is literally behind MIL's house. We ate and then I called it a night. Big daddy said he would walk home...since it just entailed jumping over the fence...and that I could take the car. so I left the 3 guys playing pool in the garage and I made my way home. It was a great night.

Part 3 will be posted later.

"You know, like that sunset orangy-red"

(So I know I have been promising all week for part 2 of my fantabulous weekend in austin...I promise I'm still working on it. Just wanted to get this post out of my head.)

So...when big daddy and I were planning our vow renewal in October of 2006, my mom and I were desperately trying to find "my wedding colors." She would send me scraps of paper and fabric, but we could never get it just right. And my only response was always, "you know, that orangy-red color of the sun at sunset." We finally got it right and everything was beautiful.

Well on my way home from work last night...at 7:22pm...I saw IT! My wedding color...just as I wanted it in all its glory. I live on the southwest side of my city, so it was like I was literally driving into this "orangy-red" circle. It was amazing! I tried taking pictures from my phone, but since I was in fact driving, the pictures didn't turn out so well. I couldn't get it to show the circle itself. And of course as soon as I got home I called my mom to tell her.

Well on my way in to work this morning...at 7:17 am...I saw it again! Now I already know I'm an emotional and sentimental basket case, but never in my wildest dreams would I have ever thought that a big orangy-red circle in the sky could make the tears start flowing. Big daddy and I had a pretty rough first year of marriage. I already had my 2 boys, and then juju was born like 10 months into our marriage. A lot on our plate at that time. And here we are...completely inseparable. Yes we irritate each other on a constant basis lol, but its fun! Like my mom says, "you act like like you don't know how to breathe when y'all are separated" (well she doesn't say y'all...she says you guys..but tomaTOE/tomaTOW).

So now I'm off to write part 2 of my weekend!
Later Gator!

Just a quick hello...I'm typing on my brand new mini laptop. Its so super cute...mini just like me. I'm still tryna get a feel for the pearl princess (yes I have named her). And all have to say is I LOVE IT!!!!!! It came with Ubuntu...thats open source software people! Made by computer geeks, so stop pickin on them people! Well people I need to continue getting to know my pearl princess. Part 2 of where have you been is on its way.
Later Gator!

Re-runs update....and then some...

So yesterday marked the first day of the sale. I'm off today so headed on over there. I got SO much stuff for $38.00. So as I was walking out, I see a group of people standing at the door, arms loaded with tagged goodies. They were all standing around this big table FILLING OUT SELLERS AGREEMENTS! Yup...I get another chance to bring my stuff in. YAY!!!!!!! 

I felt like I was speeding all the way home. Pulled into my carport and there it was...a door tag from FedEx. AAARRRGGGHHH I missed them. So I came into the house as fast as I could, dropping my purchases all over the kitchen floor, to get on the phone with fedex and beg them to come back. So what is soooooooo important you ask? Well mister fedex was delivering my brand new white mini laptop from dell! And according to the door tag, the shipment needed my signature. So I get on the phone and explain to Vanessa that I NEED this package. So what does she do? She gets on the phone and calls my local fedex shipment center and gets them to come back within the next hour! GO VANESSA! So I hate to make this SUPER short but I found some other stuff to tag and need to go do that. I'll be back tonight to post pics of the new laptop and pics of all the stuff I got today!

Later Gator!

"Where've you been?" (part 1)

Here I promise...catching up on sleep that I obviously missed this past weekend. So here's my fabulous weekend run down...

I took friday off from work so I could get everything together. I went to pick up the rental car..WOW..now all we really needed was a compact. You know just to drive around Texas with since we were also taking my truck. Well the lady at enterprise, who by the way was super friendly, says to me, "oh here comes your car now." How deceiving, because when I look out the window 2 cars are pulling in..a camry and a kia. Obviously I didn't get the camry. Anyways we do the normal inspection of the car and then I'm off. So I get home and just look at the car. I mean I know we said compact but this was super compact. So I call big daddy and he laughs. "Ha ha nothing dude, you're the one driving it." So of course his mood changes. Obviously this car "just won't do." (in those exact words) Man I wish I took a picture of the car. It was a base model kia rio. No power anything. Well I call back up to enterprise, per big daddy's instructions, "Tell them your husband says this car is too damn small. Tell them what real life grown man wants to drive THAT car." Well I didn't quite say it like that, but they got the point because I was promised that I would have the next size up within the next couple of hours. I was even promised an intermediate sized vehicle by 4:30pm, the time big daddy got off of work.

So rental car--CHECK.

I did some laundry, mostly boxers for big daddy and some jeans for me. While I was waiting on laundry , I finished tagging all my items for re-runs. I got the bunny a bag together of all the things she was gonna need for the "bunny babysitter" (who happened to be the lady that gave marley to juju). So off I go to bring marley to her house. Got all the way over there dropped her off, and then headed over to where they were holding the re-runs sale. But wait..I forgot all the stuff at home. AARRGGHHHH! It was already getting late plus it was raining soooooooo...no re-runs sale for me this year. BOO! Oh well...next year then.

So bunny--CHECK, laundry--CHECK, re-runs--UNCHECK BOO!

So feeling a little pissed off, I decided to work out. P90x Kenpo is the ULTIMATE cardio! Got my heart rate up and was able to release some energy and pissed off-ness. Laundry was done so all I had to do was get clothes together for juju and tank. Skinny and milkshake packed all their stuff the night before and so did big daddy. 

So pack clothes--CHECK.

Now all that was left to do was wait on the lady from enterprise to call and tell me they found a car for me. So being the impatient person that I am, I call. Nope...nothing yet. But I was assured that I would have car very soon. And then no later than 10 minutes since I called my phone rings. I answer and all I hear is "pontiac g6." YES! So I went back up there and traded my mini car for the pontiac.

New BIGGER car--CHECK.

Now I know I've just been babbling...sorry...but I've missed you guys! So to wrap up friday's events...Big daddy got home around 4:45 and we were all packed and headed to the gas station to fill up at 5:30pm. Got taco bell and then we were off..in the rain mind you. Got stuck in one lane interstate traffic for absolutely no reason for like 40 min, which made our drive longer than expected. But we got into Copperas Cove (where my hubby was from...where we were staying...with his mom..yuck) around 12:15am. 

Let me get my "chores" on for a little bit and I'll come back and post part 2.

ReRuns are FUN!

So yesterday on my to-do list I said I had to get everything ready to be dropped off at reruns. I had PLANNED to post about it last night while I was at work, but I had got surprisingly busy..on a thursday..very odd. 

Anyways..reruns. What is it you ask? Well its actually called reruns are fun. Its a city wide consignment type of sale that is held twice a year, spring and fall/winter. And its all KID STUFF! Its really cool. So here's the run down. Its our spring sale now. So I take all of juju and tank's "spring stuff" that doesn't fit, plus toys and other junk they don't use anymore (potty, toys, etc) and label them..which is a requirement. I get to price everything at what I would like to sell it at. The lowest price is $3.00. So you put the size, description, and price of the item on an index card and safety pin it to the clothing (tape if not clothing), and then hang the clothes on a hanger. Once I have everything priced and labeled I take it to the "sale place" which is in an old department store, where they separate everything by size, type (toys, books, strollers,etc), and gender. Now how do I make sure I get paid? There's also a "seller's code" that you have to write on the index card. Its your initials and the last 4 digits of your phone number. So when I get to the place, I fill out the seller's agreement..which is where I would list my sellers code so they can track my earnings. And just like any consignment store, reruns are fun takes 30% off the total you make. Not too shabby huh? This past fall/winter sale I made over $200! Besides clothes this year, I'm taking juju's potty, his old race car bed that he HATES (boo! it was so cute too), and tank's old stroller and infant car seat (only because we got this cool jeep double stroller). its totally a great idea, and as long as I sell stuff I can 'replace' stuff, which is ALWAYS cool!

Well party people, I got LOTS to do today. Just wanted to post like I said I would. If I get everything done in time, I promise to come back and play before going outta town!

Later gator!

Photo post...go see!

So I'm self promoting again! LOL! Check out my little man.

My to-do list for today

Ok so as much as I want to just do meme after meme today...I just looked at the time on my phone..it 10:27am. I got so much shit to do! Here's my quick run-down, in no particular order, just straight from my head,before I start and hopefully i can come back and play again!

-get nails filled (yes my nails are fake...so much easier)

-get everything together to drop off at re-runs (i'm posting on that tonight while I'm at work...ssshhh don't tell)

-workout

-reserve rental car for this weekend and arrange for enterprise to bring me the car tomorrow (we're driving to Austin, Texas, YAY!!!!!)

-pick up new, temporary cel phone

-return bluetooths bought because will NOT stay on my ear

Ok so thats it for now. Now remember folks...I did not get off of work until 1am and was up around 8 something to bring juju and tank to daycare. I wonder how tired I'm gonna be tomight. Oh well, gotta do what you gotta do right?!

Later gator!

Bugs, fruit, eating strange things, and some other stuff

Welcome again to my rendition of Thursday Thunks. Brought to you by...Thursday Thunks. LOL! So lets get started shall we...

Bugs, fruit, eating strange things, and some other stuff

1. You are walking down the road and you look down. There is a bug. Do you step on it?

Yes I definitely step on it. Then after I step on it I look under my shoe and the bug guts. Good stuff.

2. What is one fantasy that you want to come true more than any other?

Fantasy huh? Lets just go with having crazy 'porno' sex for an entire weekend. But wait there's more...Friday would be at the top of the statue of liberty, saturday would be at the top of the stratosphere in vegas (hey maybe even on the roller coaster, and sunday..hmmm..like at some type of convention center thats set up like a zoo, you know with the glass and shit, and people would walk by and watch like we really were animals in a zoo...all natural. Of course no children allowed! LMAO!!!!!!

3. Someone knocks on your door. Do you look out the window to see who it is before you open it? Do you open it regardless of who it is?

Um ya I would look to see who it is first. Especially if I wasn't expecting anyone, and knowing the mail guy already came and left. And hell no would I open the door. You better call first if you wanna come over and want me to open the door for you. And seriously I wouldn't even open it if it were a cop either. Hell who knows what the F!@#K he wants.

4. Have you ever eaten Play Doh?

Ya and It was kinda salty. Hey why are you making that face?! Everybody probably has eaten play doh and some point in their childhood...unfortunately not for me. All thanks to my druken college nights. Aahh...What a girl wouldn't do for Del Taco at 2 in the morning...Don't you miss college?!

5. What was your favorite Saturday morning cartoon as a child and why?

GEM!!!!! I mean seriously, the pink hair?! I LOVED it! I so wanted to be HER!!!! Forget barbie! Oh and I was such a 'boy' I loved He-man..."The master of gray skull!" 

6. Are you a "people watcher"?

Oh ya...I'm so bad about it though...I'm too damn critical. But its not my fault...I live in this ass backwards city, thats like 3-5 years behind on EVERYTHING!!!!!! I mean people, it is 2009..you a GROWN ASS MAN thats got your old school painted yellow saying spongebob across it. Or blue saying double stuft oreo. Or red saying skittles. Or orange saying sunkist. All with rims too damn big for the car! Like I said it is 2009 and you a grown ass man! Get a fricken life dude! Oh and have you ever noticed that when you're watching someone and then they realize you're watching them, they try to act all great and mighty, avoiding all eye contact, making sure to carefully move so as not to seem outta place or weird? Haha I love that!

7. I have a bowl of fruit. There are apples, oranges & pears. You help yourself to one - which one do you choose?

The pear. I love pears. oranges you gotta peel, and then sometimes it could be too juicy and drip all over you or just sour. An apple?! Come on, no fruit should be that hard to bite into. And oh do I not like apple skin. EWW! A pear...just the right sweetness, never juicy to where you drip all over yourself, and soft to bite into.

8. What is your biggest pet peeve in the blogging world?

I'm probably someone's biggest pet peeve. LOL. I know I'm all over the place, but thats how I am in real life too...very random. I don't know if I have a pet peeve. Oh yes I do. Giveaways. Why is it that we have each other crazy by doing all this "stuff" to just have an entry into a giveaway. Hey I wanna be in the giveaway, here's my email/blog address, should suffice. Now for extra entries I agree on doing stuff like reposting on my blog or tweeting. But you should not just GAIN followers just for a giveaway..."Follow me for an extra entry." Wow. Whatever, this is blog world and I do it.

9. What is one religion that you could just never see yourself joining?

You know the one thats all peaceful and meditative (is that a word). I grew up catholic...CRAZY.

10. What word do you use far too often?

I have several..."I mean seriously"..."Fuck"..."bananas"

11. How long do you spend in the shower?

Ooh do I have someone with me? If yes, well duh...as long as it takes! I'm pretty good at what I do, so like 10-15 minutes. LMAO!

12. If you were to write a personal ad about yourself, what would it say?

Short, sweet, and sassy! Little dynamite..don't piss me off or I will blow! (and not the good blow either)

13. Your favorite flavor of soup is....?

The potato, bacon soup from Bennigans. YUM! Or egg drop soup if I'm eating chinese. And new england clam chowder. (I rather have real food though and not just soup)

14. You are sitting on a bench in the park and a bug walks in front of your feet.... do you squash him?

Yes, and then look under my shoe at the bug guts.

Now wasn't that fun?! Come play along!

10 things I love about ME!

Thought this was totally fun and wanted to play along...thanks Groovy Baby Blog!

1. My smile...I have been told that my smile just lights up the room. Well the person who told me that did have A LOT to drink and probably just wanted to get in my pants, but I do agree with him. I have one of those ear to ear smiles...like all the time too. I honestly do love my smile.

2. My taste in men..haha..Have you SEEN big daddy?! YUM! And lets just add this here...I love that I make GORGEOUS children! You've seen the pictures...look out girls...the boys' locker room is putting out drop dead gorgeous men! LMAO!!!! Reserve yours today!

3. My legs...Yes they're short, but boy oh boy are they toned! Its all those years of cheerleading...13 yrs to be exact...and dancing. 

4. I love that I'm all over the place...I like to always be doing something. Every now and then, like yesterday for example, I get into one of those I don't want to do anything moods. But I always, and quickly, bounce back. Whether its working or playing, I just need to always be doing something. Its like I have adult ADD, but not.

5. I'm a fun, friend type, just one of the boys type of mom. I love all things basketball and football related. I love playing guns and wrestling. Getting dirty? On a daily basis of course.

6. My height...I'm a little thing...4 foot 7 inches to be exact. (My 12 yr old is taller than I am) But being as tiny as I am, people have told me that from time to time, I can be very intimidating. Short and intimidating...I LOVE that!

7. My voice...Now I used to sing when I was younger, but not anymore. But I do like the sound of my voice. Well thats what my kids and big daddy says because I'm always yelling/shouting about something. Not scolding, just very loudly talking and laughing. I'll also add...my voice comes out of my mouth...I love my lips! Not skinny and just the right fullness. I like to think I have those 'kiss me' lips...perfect!

8. That I LOOK like I'm in shape...when in reality, I do workout, but I also do scarf pizza and hamburgers, and drink beer with the rest of em. What can I say...my metabolism is still going strong.

9. I'm semi creative...I say semi because I do start a lot of cool projects, but it just takes me some time to complete because, well...work, kids, husband...you know...everyday stuff. I love origami and taking pictures. Currently, I'm making an alphabet book for my soon to be 3 yr old and making a diaper giraffe for a co-worker for her baby shower. (I promise to post pictures when each is completed).

10. I love to read! ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING! Even if its just for a quick second, or when I'm sitting on the toilet. Thats one thing that I've always loved since I was really young. I love that I love to read..its very motivating for my boys..makes them want to read too. I mean hey I'm cool and I read so reading must DEFINITELY be cool!

So if you've read everything I love, you probably noticed how I threw in extra things I love about myself. In similar categories. See I follow directions...sorta...what can I say...I DO LOVE MYSELF. So tell me about YOU now. If any of you repost this, come back here and let me know so I can see how vain, I mean, how much love you have for yourself. LOL

I have a case of the mondays...

So its monday..and I don't have to be at work until 4pm (yup back to the crazy schedule again)..and I'm awake. Boy am I going to be tired tonight. Anyways, I just don't feel like doing anything. The sun is finally coming out, but I still don't really feel motivated to clean up the legos juju and tank left on the floor this morning.

Or the bowl of cheerios thats sitting on our couch half way tipped over. 

Or the bunny's litter box. 

Like I just said I don't feel like doing much of anything. BLAH! Maybe i'll workout and see what happens after that. Oh I don't like mondays. I guess it wouldn't hurt for me to work out, I mean the kids are at daycare, and if I work out, I can put off cleaning up for at least another half hour to an hour or so. Ok...so i'll be back people. Let me get my P90X on and i'll come back and update you later. Later Gators!

A day in pictures

I've decided to make this a weekly thing. No specific day. 

Check it out...High Heels & Tennis Shoes

Grillin' Goodness...Ya I know its Sunday!

Yes I know Grilling Goodness is a FRIDAY meme. So Tina please don't be mad...my friday was just all over the place. I missed last week, and I sure promised myself that I wouldn't miss this week. LOL! So here it is folks...better late than never. (I'll be on time next friday...cross my heart)

1. What do you do when you get mad?
You know, I'm such a big emotional mess that anytime I get mad, I tear up and more times than most I'll start crying. Ya I boo-hoo all the time. But now that I've been working out more, thats what I do when I get mad...WORK OUT! It's the best release. Seriously.

2. Do you wash your hair everyday?
Haha...as gross as it is, no. Weirdly, if I wash my hair everyday, I seem to 'shed' more. So I'll wash it every other day.

3. How often do you speak to your parents?
Since moving away from Hawaii back in 1998, I'd say at least once every week. Good right?!

4. Your nails - painted or nude?
LMAO....NOT REAL...my nails just aren't strong. So I wear acrylics, pearl tips so I don't have to worry about painting them. My toes on the other hand...I never do anything to them. Once in a blue moon, like seriously once maybe twice a year, do I do white tips on them. Either than that I keep them bear.

5. What pair of shoes do you wear most often?
AWWWWW...These black alligator heels...so sad because just this past thursday, they died. It was a good life. Not a very long one...maybe 6 months. She went everywhere, and seen just about all of Shreveport, Bossier City in her short life. She will be missed. She had a good sole! LOL!

6. If you could do anything you wanted to do this weekend, what would it be?
If I had the chance, I wold have taken big daddy and the kids down to Austin, TX. Shopping and fun! The weather has been great and we coulda did all the 'touristy' things, plus maybe go to the lake. and definitely SHOP, SHOP, SHOP!!!!! A house full of boys, and they ALL like to go shopping! Isn't that the ISH?!!!!

7. What's the best cough medicine you know of?
Big daddy just had the flu, and Mucinex seemed to do some wonders. I'm one of those Dimetapp kids..ewwww..thats the reason I hate everything grape flavored. I'm just glad they have more varieties out there. And of course, nothing beats Nyquil cold and cough.

8. How do you feel about 'springing forward'??

WE LOST AN HOUR! What's up with that?! I seriously woke up this morning, looked and my cel phone, and said...Awww shit not again. I DO like when we "fall back" though...who doesn't like that extra hour?

So again Tina, I apologize. I'll be on it next week. Hope y'all can join me in on the fun next friday!

Scary cats, Tom Cruise, Smiling at Sarcasm...

So welcome to my rendition of Thursday Thunks this week! 

Scary Cats, Tom Cruise, Smiling At Sarcasm, And More!1. This cat...scary or cute? Totally fuckin scary! Sorry for my potty mouth, but DAMN!
2. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reproducing again. Good idea or don't care? Now I am one of those moms that secretly loves to hear about celebrities...but couch jumper and miss Dawson's Creek?! BORING! Please tell me more about Chris Brown beatin on Rhianna! I know I'm terrible, but juicy gossip is just WAY more entertaining!
3. Do yousmile at strangerswhen you make eye contact? Haha...Ya I do...SOMETIMES. Recently I was told that I've been rolling my eyes at everyone. My bad. I just hate being around stupid people. And lately I've been a stupid people magnet.
4. What percentage of your sarcasm isn't really sarcasm at all? Its hard to say..scarcasm runs through and through in my house. I mean, seriously...a husband, and 4 sons..2 of which are going through "that" phase. Life as I know it, is one big fucking sarcastic mess! Can you tell my day is going oh so lovely?!
5. If you were to be a dog breed, which breed would you be? 

 A long-haired chihuahua. A little fire-cracker...thats me!
6. Go grab the closest book. Open up to page 27. Whats the 4th sentence? "Each winter, Humpback whales migrate about 1,500 miles north to the Indian Ocean." (It came from skinny's math book..word problems)
7. When's the last time someone put one over on you, told you a story that you totally fell for when it wasn't anywhere near true? Everyday...I love tabloids.
8. Ever seen Michael Jackson in person? Ewww, no. I'd be scared for my life considering I look like a little girl...oh wait..girl...nevermind.
9. Do you have a gut? A what? Oh that thing. Ya THAT thing that I kill myself trying to get rid of with countless crunches that just don't seem to work. Ya I got one of those.
10. What is one thing in your kitchen you have too many/too much of? Those chopper things..you know for chopping onions, tomatoes, apples. Ya got like 2 or 3. Why? I have no clue.
11. Ever had a colon cleansing? Um no...heard that its good for you though. Whatever...exit only.

Our newest addition!

A woman I work with absoutely LOVES animals! She's got like a zoo thing going on at her house...minus the giraffes and hippos. (I was gonna say lions too, but she's got this pomeranian who looks like simba) Anyways...we were sitting around talking about pets, when she mentioned that she had a mini lop that was due to have babies soon. She went on to tell me about how easy they were to take care of and what a good first pet rabbits make. Well I was sold almost immediately! 

Isn't she a doll?! Her name is Marley. She fits so well in our home, and juju absolutely adores her! (And you know what? Who cares if she's a rabbit...she's a SHE!) I learned that she's also the type of rabbits that are bred to be eaten. And I'm not just saying her breed (mini lop), I mean HER...white with red eyes. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! She's tooo cute! So all you rabbit eatin folks better back up off my bunny! LOL! But man oh man can this girl eat! But of course we don't let her eat all day. I mean duh, if we did she would just become obese. Not a good look for a lttle lady! More pics of the little lady later. so long for now!

"Just another manic monday....."

...Well sorta...I don't have to be in at work until 1pm today so I figure I can take it somewhat easy this morning. Ya right! First juju and I had a fight about what shirt he was going to wear today. I decided on just a black Akademiks shirt...HE wanted to wear his gymbo shirt..which he normally uses as a pajama shirt..the exact shirt he wore to bed last night. I take gymbo off, he puts gymbo back on. I finally get the shirt off him again and put it on the shelf so he can't reach it. Through tears and whinning, he finally gives in and keeps the shirt I picked out on. Tank woke up before juju did, so he was already dessed. I do a quick check of each of their bags for daycare, and then out of no where...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL? Figuring the dog just laid some nasty ass, I kept on with my business. 

"MAAAMMMMAAAA! EEEWWW....XA-XA STINKY BOOYEE!"

(ya that was juju)

And he was right! I pick up tank and look him straight in those light brown eyes and say YOU! To which of course he just doubles over in giggles. I get him cleaned, get juju's jacket on, and then we're out the door. FINALLY! 

Now I'm sitting here listening to diesel whine because he wants out of his cage, so he can terrorize the new bunny we got yesterday. Its right before 9am now. I still have to workout, clean out the bunny's playpen of the massive amounts of poop balls that appeared over night (WTF?!), eat breakfast, go to walmart and then do some light cleaning before I have to get ready to go to work. And here I thought I was gonna have an easy morning.

So before I go, I just wanted to let y'all know that I SEE YOU! I got a couple new followers and wanted to tell them (especially) and of course everyone thats been following since the beginning....HEY Y'ALL! I've got some things planned for my blog so be on the watch...more REAL posts! LOL!!! (y'all know how much I love my memes!) 

Later gator!